diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
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 ```
 
 # ⚡ Benchmarking
-To benchmark HTTB, use the Python module `Locust`. Configuration files are in the `benchmark` folder. Set up and run Locust with the following commands:
+It's... bad 🥲
 
-```sh
-cd benchmark
-python3 -m venv .venv
-source .venv/bin/activate
-pip install -r requirements.txt
-locust
+All benchmarks were conducted on an i7-1360P laptop with 16GB of RAM using the tool codesenberg/bombardier. The benchmark folder in the repository contains all the source files used for benchmarking, along with a run.sh script to automate the benchmarking process. Here are the detailed results:
+
+### python3 -m http.server
+```
+Statistics        Avg      Stdev        Max
+  Reqs/sec      1501.94     297.64    3249.71
+  Latency       84.75ms   458.09ms     15.47s
+  HTTP codes:
+    1xx - 0, 2xx - 45205, 3xx - 0, 4xx - 0, 5xx - 0
+    others - 0
+  Throughput:     0.86MB/s
+```
+
+### Flask w/ guvicorn
+```
+Statistics        Avg      Stdev        Max
+  Reqs/sec     23355.06    8909.87   36359.07
+  Latency        5.35ms     2.73ms   121.66ms
+  HTTP codes:
+    1xx - 0, 2xx - 700131, 3xx - 0, 4xx - 0, 5xx - 0
+    others - 0
+  Throughput:     4.81MB/s
+```
+
+### HTTB
+```
+Statistics        Avg      Stdev        Max
+  Reqs/sec      1287.59     226.72    2057.52
+  Latency       96.81ms   168.72ms      3.17s
+  HTTP codes:
+    1xx - 0, 2xx - 13004, 3xx - 0, 4xx - 0, 5xx - 0
+    others - 0
+  Throughput:   304.04KB/s
+```
+
+### Node.js
+```
+Statistics        Avg      Stdev        Max
+  Reqs/sec     91833.85    4907.33   97671.88
+  Latency        1.36ms   119.26us    17.27ms
+  HTTP codes:
+    1xx - 0, 2xx - 2754740, 3xx - 0, 4xx - 0, 5xx - 0
+    others - 0
+  Throughput:    19.09MB/s
+```
+
+### Golang
+```
+Statistics        Avg      Stdev        Max
+  Reqs/sec    304523.14   32166.94  453253.21
+  Latency      407.73us   182.95us    91.07ms
+  HTTP codes:
+    1xx - 0, 2xx - 9138757, 3xx - 0, 4xx - 0, 5xx - 0
+    others - 0
+  Throughput:    52.29MB/s
 ```
diff --git a/benchmark/locust.conf b/benchmark/locust.conf
deleted file mode 100644
index 7ac7954..0000000
--- a/benchmark/locust.conf
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-autostart=1
-headless=1
-host=http://localhost:8081
-users=1024
-spawn-rate=128
diff --git a/benchmark/locustfile.py b/benchmark/locustfile.py
deleted file mode 100644
index 11c12b9..0000000
--- a/benchmark/locustfile.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-from locust import HttpUser, task
-class RootUser(HttpUser):
-    @task
-    def root(self):
-        self.client.get("/")
diff --git a/benchmark/requirements.txt b/benchmark/requirements.txt
index 8eaebfd..e4a286c 100644
--- a/benchmark/requirements.txt
+++ b/benchmark/requirements.txt
@@ -1 +1,2 @@
-locust
+flask
+gunicorn
diff --git a/benchmark/run.sh b/benchmark/run.sh
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..07ec2a0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/benchmark/run.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+set -e
+set -m
+
+install_gunicorn() {
+    python3 -m venv .venv
+    source .venv/bin/activate
+    pip install gunicorn
+}
+
+declare -a reqs=('node' 'python3' 'go')
+declare -A run_cmds=([8082]='go run test.go' [8083]='node test.js' [8084]='gunicorn -w 8 test:app -b localhost:8084' [8000]='python3 -m http.server' [8081]='bash ./test.sh run')
+
+for package in "${reqs[@]}"; do
+    command -v "${package}" >/dev/null || { echo "Error! ${package} is not installed on this system."; exit 1; }
+done
+
+command -v bombardier >/dev/null || go install github.com/codesenberg/bombardier@latest
+command -v gunicorn >/dev/null || install_gunicorn >/dev/null
+
+for port in "${!run_cmds[@]}"; do
+    echo "Running: ${run_cmds[$port]}"
+    ${run_cmds[$port]} >/dev/null 2>&1 & pid="$!"
+    sleep 0.5
+    bombardier -d 30s http://127.0.0.1:"$port"
+    kill -TERM -- -"$pid"
+done
diff --git a/benchmark/test.go b/benchmark/test.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4cee126
--- /dev/null
+++ b/benchmark/test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+package main
+import ( "net/http")
+func main() {
+	http.HandleFunc("/", func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { w.Write([]byte("{}")) });
+	http.ListenAndServe(":8082", nil);
+}
diff --git a/benchmark/test.js b/benchmark/test.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a9d5326
--- /dev/null
+++ b/benchmark/test.js
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+const http = require('http');
+const server = http.createServer((req, res) => {
+    res.statusCode = 200;
+    res.setHeader('Content-Type', 'application/json');
+    res.end("{}");
+});
+server.listen(8083);
diff --git a/benchmark/test.py b/benchmark/test.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b3bc2b8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/benchmark/test.py
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+from flask import Flask
+
+app = Flask('app')
+
+@app.get("/")
+def root():
+    return "{}"
diff --git a/benchmark/test.sh b/benchmark/test.sh
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7a85247
--- /dev/null
+++ b/benchmark/test.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+. ../src/http_server.sh
+
+http::bind "127.0.0.1" "8081"
+
+main() {
+    http::response 200
+} && http::get main "/"
+
+http::run "$@"